What to buy for an outrageously maximalist Christmas

Forget the tasteful decorating schemes - kitsch and colourful is firmly back on our radar for Christmas
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Amanda Brooks' Christmas cottage.

Owen Gale

Rich fabrics

A stocking isn't just for Christmas Eve and should be hung all season for a decorative touch. Choose one in a jewel tone with velvet and trimmings to go all in, and perhaps a tree skirt too. Embroidered or patchwork detailing bring texture and tactility. The table is the other place to pay attention to fabrics, so make sure you have something beautiful to lay your plates on and some vibrant napkins to punctuate your scheme.

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Gold sequin Embroidered Red Stocking

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Tablecloth Poisons

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Red Toile tree skirt

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Set of 4 Cotton with Linen Block Print Napkins

Floralia Velvet Stocking

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Falling Star Linen Tablecloth

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Horse Silk Ornament

xmas stocking - blue patchwork

Christmas at Sean Pritchard's cottage is a festive affair.

Christmas at Sean Pritchard's cottage is a festive affair.

Tom Griffiths

Pattern on pattern

If you haven't already got enough pattern in your table linens, make sure you bring it in elsewhere. Vibrantly patterned wrapping papers and crackers are a must for a maximalist Christmas (stationers Choosing Keeping and Cambridge Imprint are House & Garden favourites) and you can even bring it in in unexpected places like candles and dishes.

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Laguna Dinner Plate, Green, Set of 4

Harlequin Xylophone Christmas Crackers, Pack of 8

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Jigsaw Julkrokanen

Christmas wrapping bundle

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Stripe Linen Tablecloth in White & Blue

hand painted patchwork house papier-mache decoration

hand painted harlequin moon papier-mache decoration

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Rachel Whiting

Go gaudy

Use sparingly, but some gaudy colours and high metallic shine can be a charming addition to your Christmas decoration scheme. Luke Edward Hall has been sneaking tinsel onto the tree when his husband is out of the room, so for any tinsel-sceptics out there, this might be the year to rethink your prejudice. Beads, sequins, a sprinkle of glitter and a sense of humour are what to keep in mind for this look.

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Tin Decoration, Siren

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Anna + Nina Dancing Pierrot Ornament

ABASK Decorations Dinosaur Hand-Blown Glass Baubles, Set of 4

Sun and Moon Hand-Blown Glass Baubles, Set of 2

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Koi Carp Glass Ornament

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Beaded Beetle - Pink

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Santa in Bath Tub Glass Christmas Decoration

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Small Bauble Garland, Multi, 180cm

Amanda Brooks' Christmas tree is decked out in mushrooms.

Amanda Brooks' Christmas tree is decked out in mushrooms.

Owen Gale

Foodie festivities

Christmas decorations that revolve around the fruit and vegetable world are absolutely the way to go this year; Luke Edward Hall and Duncan Campbell covered their Christmas table with mushrooms, alongside vases filled with berries. We're also loving decorations that take on wlel-known brands and reinterpret them with whimsy, in an Anya Hindmarch sort of way. Depending on the exact level of kitsch you're willing to embrace, you can keep things more delicate with Minnie-Mae Stott's adorable borlotti bean decoration, or go full kitsch with sparkly pasta shapes, golden croissants or even an embroidered tin of Heinz tomato soup.

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Pophams Pastry Bauble, croissant

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Pasta Decoration

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Borlotti Bean Ceramic Christmas Decoration

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Zari Pea Pod Decoration

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studio THIE Tomato Soup Felt Ornament

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Perello Olives Christmas Decoration

Magic Mushroom Ceramic Christmas Bauble

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Beaded Red Grapes Glass Ornament